Soon I am going to be beautiful…

My little secret is that I’m running out of time. Please, don’t tell anyone, but my nails are not fresh and the last time I shaved was already 2 days ago! But who cares about that! Please, don’t tell, but I have a wrinkle, right on my knee. And damn this fucking hair, but it’s turning grey! My vagina is not perfect…not yet… And breasts are too small! My skin is too white, but sometimes too dark. But please, don’t tell… Of course, you won’t! You are just the same!

DISPATCH COSTS (INCLUDES LEGAL VAT)

UNIQUE ARTWORKS:
After purchase, our team will promptly provide a tailored quote and arrange artwork shipment.

DISCLAIMER: The color and other details of the artworks might differ slightly than they appear on the website. In some cases, the colors might appear more or less vibrant online. 

Domestic Deliveries (Germany):
Shipping fees based on dimensions, weight, insured value, and destination. Calculated at checkout with German VAT.

International Deliveries:
Similar to domestic, rates depend on dimensions, weight, insured value, and destination, with VAT included.

DELIVERY PERIODS:
Domestic: 3 - 14 days, International: 5 - 21 days from contract conclusion/payment instruction.
Note: No Sunday/holiday deliveries. Orders consolidated; longest delivery duration sets date.
In exceptional cases, delivery times may be extended as they depend on the destination country.

For further details, please refer to our Shipping Policy.